Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Kaczynski, Doda and the Devil


Polish pink pop princess Doda stole a kiss from President Lech Kaczynski at a prestigious journalist’s ball.


President Kaczynski is obviously pleased about the experience. In fact, I think she awoken certain urges he hasn’t felt for years. Allegedly. But is the head of state aware that he has let the Dark Prince dance on his lips?

Pink to Black

Pink pop princess Doda is Poland’s Tabloid Queen, famous for being Doda and being seen to be Doda as often as possible in successive media cycles. Doda was a footballer’s wife, for a while. So the Brits will get the essence of Doda in that media stereotype.

It is said around where I live that Doda wanted to buy one of the very expensive flats on the other side of the road. But the owners blocked the sale for fear she might bring down the tone of the area (and believe me, the tone of the area is not that great as it is).

Scary

After giving football hubbie the boot, Doda fell into the hands of darker forces, in the shape of Nergal, the lead guitarist and singer of Death Metal band Behemoth. Behemoth are occultist, scary/ludicrous silly boys who dress in black and sing about goats heads and pagan rituals and naughty things designed to shock mummy.

Behemoth do things to shock on stage, too. They are currently going through court proceedings after Nergal [don’t try this at home, folks] tore up a bible on stage in Krakow.

This dark spirit has now entered Doda, who has recently been seen out and about wearing not her trade mark pink, but black, the colour of…Behemoth.

Notice that First Lady Maria Kaczynska is not as pleased as Lech was at the amorous attentions of the lover of the fallen angel from hell, as Doda, cheeky one, makes the sign of the Devil.

Spooky, isn’t it?

24 comments:

TEFL makes me feel like a secret agent. said...

for some reason Lech always looks confused and out of his depth in situations, surely he has an emergency 'excuse' he can use in such situations? I thought it was mandatory as a politican?

Czarny Kot said...

'Toe-curling' would be an apt description.

You're right, Mrs. K looks far from happy. I wonder how it will play with PiS's core voters...

Didn't Doda sing happy birthday to Tusk a year or two ago?

dodo said...

Did either the Mr. or Mrs. know of Doda's relationship to the Behemoth guy or 'bout Behemoth's antics? Well, I guess they do now.

Czarny Kot said...

Doda got herself into hot water with religious types without the help of her faux-Satanist boyfriend.

She claimed that the Bible was written by someone who was off their head on magic mushrooms and therefore irrelevant.

beatroot said...

Yeah, the mushies quote is a classic. She is probably a force for good in Poland, in a strange way. She certainly likes taking the piss...

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Czarny Kot said...

Actually, Beatroot, I agree with you.

On the one hand Doda represents all the shallow, plastic, over-sexed, publicity-seeking crap that I think is the worst thing about modern Western society.

On the other hand, I can't help liking her as she does like to take the piss, something sorely missing in Polish culture nowadays.

Her music is throwaway pop but it is certainly more uplifting than a lot of the dreary mid-tempo 'how will i live without Paweł' dross which other divas spout.

As for the videos, well....

beatroot said...

Well...indeed. But you are right. Celebs here try and engraciate themselves with the mainstream and cultural elites...look at that woman from ONA,Agnieszka Chylinska...what's her name? Was a bad bad rebel who swore at TV award ceremonies ("this one os for my English teacher...who can fuck off...".

and now look at her these days. Queen of the TV contest shows with her fine advice on the jury and her new, femine image. I think I prefered the way she was...

ge'ez said...

Maybe ONA realized she wasn't going to appeal to the youngins forever. How long is Doda's shelf life going to be?

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Anonymous said...

IMHO Doda is quite inteligent, she just plays this stupid plastic girl to make big money and have fun.

Look at Doda before "the transformation". I for one would prefer that Doda on the stage, but I'm in minority, probably.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J63dp33gL0U

roman said...

Lech looks like he's a bit out of his element, if you know what I mean. In the last pic, his wife is taking his pulse to make sure he doesn't expire before the night's out.
Yes. spooky says it best.

varus said...

I agree with TEFL, he always seems a bit out of his depth.

ge'ez said...

I don't think she was taking his pulse. Seems more like she was physically reprimanding him. My guess is that she prolly knocked him upside the head silly later when they got home.

roman said...

ge'ez,

Hmmm.. you may be right.. a stern warning and later "knocked upside the head" sounds just about right.
This is classic. I've seen this kind of "elation" by middle aged and tipsy Polish married men at parties before. Ultimately, the hovering wife swoops in with hell to pay on her mind. Alas, these guys never have any fun...

Raf said...

Very spooky! :-)

Radek said...

Doda is the most beautiful polish woman.
Greetings from Poland.

Radek

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