Sunday, June 10, 2007

Bush in Poland


He came, he saw, he got an attack of the trots.

Not Trotsky-ists – the few hundred anti-globalists who turned up in northern Poland to protest the visit of the President of the Free World do not have many old Trots in their ‘movement’ – Bush got an attack of the G-8 trots, otherwise known as ‘Euro summit diarrhea’.

But he found time to meet up with President Lech Kaczynski and wife, Maria.

Notice the woman with dark hair, of ample bottom and the sleeves of her top shrunken by too much washing machine action, behind Kaczynski? She’s the translator, as Lech has no clue what Bush and Mrs Bush are babbling on about - otherwise known as 'Bush's verbal diarrhea'. Maria speaks English, apparently.

The translator later had to translate to George Bush in English what George Bush was babbling on about.

Bush also got to discuss anti-missile shields with a dog; meanwhile, Lech Kaczynski abducts a member of the Putin Youth Movement, Nashi.

Bush then found time to apologise for getting Lech involved in Iraq...anti-missile shield...CIA prisons…Afghanistan…...still no visa waver program...…

9 comments:

Pawel said...

hahahaha loved it! :))

(maybe apart calling the protesters trockists) ;)

Renegade Eye said...

See: Bush Chugs Beer At g-8.

opamp said...

In the same vein: video of Mr. Sarkozy at a press conference after a prolonged talk with Mr. Putin, during which he was drinking only water.

Anonymous said...

Bush has his hand around Kaczynski's back because he is about to perform his puppet show

beatroot said...

Sarkozy is going to be a ....well, different president of France from what we are used to.

He has started in a very interesting way. The foreign minister for instance, is an old 68-er...this after Sarkozy said he was going to move on from the 1960s generation. Interresting.

Nothing is Free said...

I wouldn't worry about Sarko until he starts relieving himself on the tarmac.

Pawel said...

Don't you just hate the way Kaczynski is unsociable?

Bush was that glowing with fondness for Kaczynski. Kaczynski as always stiff as a board.

eulogist said...

Bush has his hand around Kaczynski's back because he is about to perform his puppet show

Or perhaps because he wants to keep his watch?

nemeczek said...

"Bush was that glowing with fondness for Kaczynski. Kaczynski as always stiff as a board."

Glowing?!? Maybe he was so radiant because of polonium-210... Remember, he just had lunch (probably some sushi) with Putin the previous day. Then he went to Hel and back.