Monday, January 01, 2007

Beatroot’s New Year Resolutions


May I wish all my lovely readers an optimistic New Year...

...and as it is the start of a new year it’s time to turn over a new leaf, start afresh, change all those bad habits.

So in that spirit the beatroot promises to...

1) Be much more balanced and objective in my views and posts

2) Break all New Year resolutions regularly.

p.s. A big thank you to all the people who have commented on this blog in 2006 – both the ‘passing trade’ and especially the regulars. You have been informative, educational and entertaining and often the best thing about the blog.

I am drinking a very nice Chilean red (no, that’s a wine, not something to do with Allende!) and I am toasting you all right now.

Cheers (even to those who hate me)!

10 comments:

mullet said...

happy new year to you and all the johns on here

roman said...

Szczęśliwego Nowego Roku.

geez said...

u b takin' nyc n tahiti by storm?

http://www.beetrootnyc.com/

a veritable movement:

http://www.beetroot.org/

not 2 mension yer innate goodness:

http://www.femail.com.au/beetroot.htm

Anonymous said...

'Cheers (even to those who hate me)!'

On the positive side: you only
think we hate you.
On the negative side: you hate us back for real.

Anonymous said...

dupa sie zesrala

ciotka pierda said...

lubie jak dupa pierdzi, niepodoba mi sie to ze czasami sra

sraczek_nabieraczek said...

glizda mi wlazla do dupy

zapachy na lachy said...

ide sobie pierdnac w szklanke

eczka_pierdzieczka said...

moja ropucha mi sie zesrala poniewaz nie pozwolilam jej puscic baka

Impudent said...

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known,
To sound just like a song.

Some farts do not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger awhile.

A fart can create
A most-curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, but deadly.

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairies,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later.

So be not afraid
Of the invisible gas,
For always remember,
That farts, too, shall pass