Monday, October 02, 2006

Polish police hunt farting dissident


That’s the Ananova.com headline for what is actually a story from about a month ago. But they have a certain flair when telling it.

Many have commented on this government’s weak grip on the concept of some basic human rights. Well, another is being challenged: the right to fart.

Police in Poland have launched a nationwide hunt for a man who farted loudly when asked what he thought of the president.

Hubert Hoffman [of no fixed abode - and no, that is not him in the photo, that's the president], 45, was charged with "contempt for the office of the head of state" for his actions after he was stopped by police in a routine check [meaning, harassing homeless people] at a Warsaw railway station.

He complained that under President Lech Kaczynski and his twin brother Jaroslaw, the country was returning to a Communist style dictatorship.

When told to show more respect for the country's rulers, he farted loudly and was promptly arrested.

I am impressed by his self control – maybe he has a future in a circus?

Personally, if I were the cops, I would not have ‘promptly arrested’ him. I would give it a few seconds for the atmosphere to improve a little. But it’s come to something, has it not, when letting off is unconstitutional.

Ss, is a basic human right under threat? Is there a UN charter on farting? Call the human rights lawyers!

Maybe, in connection with the anti-government demonstration this Saturday in Warsaw, the beatroot should organize a mass ‘fart-in’ outside parliament?

‘The workers , united, will never be….phreeeeewwww!!!’

8 comments:

  1. beatroot,

    Lol. Be sure to encourage participants of the fart-in to consume plenty of "golombkis and bigos" to get the maximum bang for the buck, so to speak.
    Sounds like a great way to spend the day and let off some steam.

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  2. Anonymous12:48 am

    Better a little air pollution that a demonstration with a bunch of windbags whose noise pollution is even more damaging.

    Hubert H. for President. He's a gas, gas, gas. (Jumpin' Jack Flash as campaign song. Hey, no politician is a breath of fresh air.

    OK, I'll stop.

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  3. Anonymous12:38 pm

    Has he been captured and brought to justice or is he still on the loose, threatening the dignity of the presidency with every step he takes?

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  4. Last time I heard, he was on the loose and adding to the world's Co2 production....

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  5. Anonymous5:24 pm

    For added piquancy, Kaczynski is famous for saying "spieprzaj dziadu" ("fuck off you old fart") to a homeless man when he was meeting and greeting the people of Warsaw on his quest to become president of that city.

    The message is clear: you can abuse the homeless but God help them if they answer back because the law certainly won't.

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  6. It's anti-fartism....

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  7. Anonymous5:00 pm

    It'd be interesting if some enterprising journalist did a follow-up to this story. What was the punishment? How about getting a quote from the Twins?

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  8. Well, I do not actually imagine it is likely to have effect.

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