So says one of Poland’s leading sexologists.
Ewa Sowinska, who had earlier announced her suspicions about the Teletubby named Tinky Winky, said that her fears had been allayed by an expert.
"The opinion of a leading sexologist, who maintained that this series has no negative effects on a child's psychology, is perfectly credible," she said in a statement today.
"As a result I have decided that it is no longer necessary to seek the opinion of other psychologists."
But wait a minute: how does this sexologist ‘know’ about Tinky’s sexual orientation?
And didn’t Sigmund Freud say that humans – and teletubbies in particular – have ‘polymorphous sexualities’?
And isn’t there a more ethical point to be made here: isn’t the sex life of celebrities, like Tinky – not to mention his winky – their own personal business?
I wonder what Jaroslaw Kaczynski makes of all this…
Stop Press: But the nonsense is not over yet….Public television TVP has admitted that it has cut out around one minute of the BBC comedy program ‘Little Britain’ because it featured...a…wait for it...gay vicar.
Yes but, no but, yes but….he was a protestant vicar!
Stop stop press
See a nice little series of short Polish films taking the piss out of what they call ‘Sexual lustration’…the sexual vetting of cartoon characters. The sound track is from a song by Elektryczne Gitary from the comedy movie Kilar. The title of the song is Ona jest pedalem. The joke in the title is that ‘pedalem’ is a nasty word for a gay man (like faggot) but exclusively used for a homosexual man.
So the title in English would be, I suppose:
She is an arse bandit
Which somehow, doesn’t really go, does it? But the little clips successfully ‘sexually lustrates’ all of the famous Polish cartoon characters. See it here.